This code is so atypically verbose for ruby so I can never remember it. Even still, I use it all the time.
def query url, post
uri = URI.parse url
http = Net::HTTP.new(uri.host, uri.port)
http.use_ssl = true
# Don't leave this as verify_none outside of testing/tinkering
http.verify_mode = OpenSSL::SSL::VERIFY_NONE
request = Net::HTTP::Post.new(uri.request_uri);
request.set_form_data post
http.request(request)
end